Showing posts with label indiana jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label indiana jones. Show all posts

Monday, April 28, 2014

Masters of the Universe Classics Optikk







Foreword -

Those of you that have followed my blogs know my love/hate (or hate/love) for the new Masters of the Universe Classics line. But in light of Masters of the Universe day, I've put aside my biased views and decided to join my toy brethren from the many sites across the internet in a general celebration of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.





While being born in 1982, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe occupied a lot of my young life. One of the happiest photos I have of myself is opening a Skeletor and Panthor set, I couldn't be more than 4 years old. It was my first nerdgasm, look at my face in the photos and feel the intensity. I remember not caring much for the cartoon though. I liked the figures and owned (and still do) every figure made in the line, from Wonder Bread He-Man to Laser Light He-Man and beyond. My main fault with the cartoon was I wasn't much of a sword and sorcery kind of kid. I liked spacemen and mutants and robots. Sure there was Roboto and some of the good and bad guys were cybernetic or mechanical but magic didn't impress me much. Later in the 80s the New Adventures of He-Man came on the air and I was hooked. Spaceships, mutant creatures, lasers and other cool stuff kept me coming back every episode. The only bad thing was the Ne Adventures figures weren't all that compatible with the older He-Man line, the main reason I didn't buy into it until I found loose figures at yard sales or flea markets the years following the inevitable end of He-Man. My favorite figures from the 80s still consist of Sagitar, Hoove, and Slush Head. But there's one that upped the creepy factor and translated very well to the Classics line.










Optikk remains a very popular figure in my mind, both the original and the classics version. Where the 4 Horsemen (the sculptors of the line) excel is in their presentation of a classics figure's modern update. They do everything in their power to stay true to the source material and this figure doesn't disappoint. The lone eye sits cradled in the divot atop the shoulders of the robot suit Optikk uses to get around in. The body is the same basic body you've come to expect from the MOTUC line but what sets this figure apart is the soft chest cover that hides the majority of the muscular buck underneath. Keeping true to the original figure there's plenty of rivets, hoses, and layers of sculpted "scrap metal" that makes up the exterior of the exo-suit and it's all topped with a very nice copper toned paint in varying shades. The eye is removable and interchangeable with an additional eye packaged with the figure featuring a different colored iris. Also packaged with the figure is a faithful reproduction of the original laser rifle, perfect down to the sculpted cylinder (which always made me second guess the workings of a laser gun; such as are there laser bullets or is it all battery powered.). Also included is a shield which is a very nice touch. It's very radar dish shaped with a domed center, very fitting  for a guy who's little more than an eye.



Optikk was always a favorite of mine from the original New Adventures line but this figure holds significance in it's own right. If you've read some of my blogs, you'll get a theme that most toys in my collection hold a small story behind them and MOTUC Optikk is no exclusion to that. In the spring of 2010 when this figure came out I was laid up for nearly 3 months with acute liver poisoning. No explanation,  no real diagnosis, I just turned yellow and laid in bed sort of wasting away. The monthly packages from Matty Collector helped pass the time but deeper into my illness the toys just seemed like they weren't helping my mood. That sort of changed when I got Optikk. I remembered the good times I had with the original figure and while most of the figures from my Matty Collector boxed were piled up beside my bed unopened, this sucker was ripped open immediately. He was my buddy throughout my recovery, carried him in my pocket anywhere I went (much like the original one) and about a month later I was back on my feet and fully recovered. I'm not saying he was the cure or anything but Walter Peck from Ghostbusters came in the same box and he didn't get opened till that Fall. And who needs a figure of the dickless guy who tried to shut down the Ghostbusters while they are slowly dying?


Saturday, January 7, 2012

Raiders of the Lost Ark Cairo Swordsman by Kenner 1982

Flea Market find

New Year Eve flea market hunting was lush with many finds, but this find outshines them all. Flea Markets are usually a good dumping ground, rich with overpriced Chinese knock offs, produce and loose toys. Tables and bins full of slightly dewy happy meal toys and used Fisher Price toys, everything has a thin layer of what can only be described as a texture similar to snot. Anything packaged, no matter how well sealed has condensation on the inside. If you are looking for mint packaged goods, you really need to look elsewhere.
                                               (your average flea market "dollar store")
On an outside table full of three dollar and up used kid's meal toys and more than likely incomplete board games that are twice as old as I am is this jewel. A carded Indiana Jones figure from 1982! My eyes dart back and forth trying to gauge how much this is going to run me. Mind you, the same gentleman had Clone Wars Star Wars toys he claimed were from 1977 and an incomplete Colorforms set he swore was never opened. I figured I'm game to negotiate if the price is too much. As I inspected the card I made sure the bubble was attached, all the accessories were present and there wasn't any fading to the card's graphics. In my professional opinion the card was a solid C7.5 or AFA75 (even with the Toys R Us price tag still attached) and the figure was a solid 10 on any scale. If I was to purchase the same figure online I wouldn't pay more than $30, so I prepared to ask the inevitable question.....”how much for the Raiders figure?”


Mind you, the Cairo Swordsman was the dog of the Raiders line. I have older friends in the toy business that bought them in cases of 48 for a quarter a piece from Toys R Us and Lionel Playworld and Toy King. Near the end of the line, it was near impossible to find a Marion Ravenwood or an Indiana Jones. The figures were so widely produced, they often showed up in dump bins at local grocery stores and Dollar General stores across the country. But why doesn't anyone love this slightly Mexican looking Arab armed with fancy cutlery Wasn't the Cairo Swordsman an integral character in Raiders?
                                                   ( I don't have time for this shit!)
Kenner was the sole company licensed to make Raiders of the Lost Ark figures back in 1982. With their success with the Star Wars figures, Kenner was a sure bet to win the license. Just like the Star Wars figure, Indiana Jones toys hit the shelves late but in abundant numbers. Unlike Star Wars figures, Indiana Jones figures utilized a couple of new articulations points including knees and v-crotch; opposed to the common t-crotch. The figures weren't as successful across the board as Star Wars though and thousands of figures found their way to clearance bins. As mentioned before, odd ball characters like the Cairo Swordsman, German Mechanic and archaeological dig Beloq hit clearance in droves while key characters proved harder to find. Even the mail away ceremonial Beloq didn't sell out like they'd originally hoped. At one point, I even had a factory case full of mail away Beloqs I sold and traded for figures for the better part of 8 years. Sad thing is, I forgot to save one for myself. After the failure of Raiders figures at retail, LJN won the license for the figure line and made some of the goofiest looking figures ever made for the movie franchise.
                                         (hey ladies, would you like a mustache ride?)
Scored for an easy ten dollars, the Cairo Swordsman was mine. After I got it home, I promptly cleaned the package with a soft brush and placed it in a Protect-o Star-Case after taking the already showcased full color photos and high resolution scans. I plan to continue this carded collection of Kenner's Indiana Jones figures, I'm not holding my breath for anymore falling into my lap at $10 but a boy can dream.
(watch this one and try not to laugh)